[ Tex leaves this message at some point in the middle of the night, or at least a point when she knows York is asleep. Maybe Delta will answer, or maybe she'll get an answer in the morning. ]
I know this sounds like a proposition and it's not but damn it's a been a change being brought here when I was used to getting laid on the regular
[ York is asleep... but Delta isn't. He's awake and bored and sees a message from Tex but he can't use the network without York's help, so he's going to wake his agent up to respond.
Wha... what is it, D?
You have a message.
...seriously? That couldn't wa-- is it Carolina? He rubs his eyes blearily and brings up the interface to look.
Texas. She is not propositioning you.
If I can't get back to sleep you are both going to regret this.
Acceptable. ]
At least one of us was. If you're having trouble sleeping you could take care of it yourself.
[ Part of her regrets initiating this line of conversation immediately upon that suggestion being made. She's always had a high libido, even when she didn't have any actual hormones getting involved. But even then,the topic has never come up with this person who she can pretty much consider her best friend.
Either way, she ends up writing a response that is a bit more TMI than she meant for it to be. She's never had much of a filter. ]
York. Seriously.
I mean. You do know the thing about how people with clits can get off multiple times? It's not like it is for you guys where you just fall asleep after.
Ha. That would be quite the revelation later, wouldn't it?
Anyway you're my best friend which means nah
[ First time she's used that wording in actual conversation with him, but she figures it's okay. ]
And maybe it would, because I miss that place and I want to be back there.
What happened was, right around the time I died back home, I was transported to a ship called the Moira. It had a failing transporter that kept bringing people in from other universes. A lot like how we ended up here, but without any intent. It cloned me a body from another person who arrived that month. After a while I got a robot body that I could use interchangeably with the human one. So I got used to doing that. But then one time the ship was going to crash and I tried to launch an escape pod with my human body in it. Like, I don't know, maybe it was selfish of me to try and save both bodies. But the escape pod's launching mechanism failed and I didn't have time to go to another one, so I crawled in the tube and pushed the escape pod out myself. Since it didn't launch properly, it just fell to the ground and crashed. So my human body had some injuries, and the doctor put it in an artificial coma. Then it turns out the aliens on that planet were mind-controlling us to only want to party, so the body was in a coma for a year. That's why, if maybe I look skinnier than you expected. Or less muscular. I just got my body back from that coma two months ago.
The only good thing that came out of that year is I got together with my boyfriend during the parties and we decided to stay together. Which is why I was used to getting laid when I ended up here.
[ Hes not even going to imagine Carolina's freakout. And he's slept with friends just for relief before but this isn't going to be one of those cases so it's not worth discussing. If Tex thinks it's too weird that's fine. ]
...that's a story alright. I'm glad you got the body back. And a boyfriend. I'm sorry he's not here.
It's different being in a robot. Like, you can be horny but there aren't hormones involved. So it's just kind of a 'oh, look, that alien has a huge cock, nice' admiration kind of a thing?
Imagined getting myself off. I tried finding the wire that controlled the libido setting but eventually worked out it was just mental. So I had to just do it mentally.
text; @agent.texas
I know this sounds like a proposition and it's not but damn it's a been a change being brought here when I was used to getting laid on the regular
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Wha... what is it, D?
You have a message.
...seriously? That couldn't wa-- is it Carolina? He rubs his eyes blearily and brings up the interface to look.
Texas. She is not propositioning you.
If I can't get back to sleep you are both going to regret this.
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At least one of us was.
If you're having trouble sleeping you could take care of it yourself.
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Either way, she ends up writing a response that is a bit more TMI than she meant for it to be. She's never had much of a filter. ]
York. Seriously.
I mean. You do know the thing about how people with clits can get off multiple times? It's not like it is for you guys where you just fall asleep after.
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Who do you take me for?
I do know that thing and I have exhausted women before. Have some stamina.
Am I going to have to get you a gripmaster?
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I mean, if it was an option, maybe that would help
I guess we didn't really have a talk about our circumstances when we arrived here, but I'm actually recovering from an injury
So yes, my freaking arm gave out on me
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[ York knows about recovering from serious injuries, knows how to massage a limb and bring some strength back to it. ]
We didn't talk about circumstances, no.
Maybe we should, that'd probably kill your libido.
In another world I'd help you out in other ways but I'm trying to fix things with Carolina.
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Anyway you're my best friend which means nah
[ First time she's used that wording in actual conversation with him, but she figures it's okay. ]
And maybe it would, because I miss that place and I want to be back there.
What happened was, right around the time I died back home, I was transported to a ship called the Moira. It had a failing transporter that kept bringing people in from other universes. A lot like how we ended up here, but without any intent. It cloned me a body from another person who arrived that month. After a while I got a robot body that I could use interchangeably with the human one. So I got used to doing that. But then one time the ship was going to crash and I tried to launch an escape pod with my human body in it. Like, I don't know, maybe it was selfish of me to try and save both bodies. But the escape pod's launching mechanism failed and I didn't have time to go to another one, so I crawled in the tube and pushed the escape pod out myself. Since it didn't launch properly, it just fell to the ground and crashed. So my human body had some injuries, and the doctor put it in an artificial coma. Then it turns out the aliens on that planet were mind-controlling us to only want to party, so the body was in a coma for a year. That's why, if maybe I look skinnier than you expected. Or less muscular. I just got my body back from that coma two months ago.
The only good thing that came out of that year is I got together with my boyfriend during the parties and we decided to stay together. Which is why I was used to getting laid when I ended up here.
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[ Hes not even going to imagine Carolina's freakout. And he's slept with friends just for relief before but this isn't going to be one of those cases so it's not worth discussing. If Tex thinks it's too weird that's fine. ]
...that's a story alright. I'm glad you got the body back. And a boyfriend. I'm sorry he's not here.
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And honestly I miss him but I miss his cock more
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I get it, though, the physical is more... urgent a need.
And I really never thought we'd be talking about this kind of thing, go figure.
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Anyway that's mainly why it never came up before
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Though about half my memories of sex are from the wrong pov which is frustrating
Or annoying as hell because i know why they're like that
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So wait, what did you do about it as a robot?
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You've shattered my dreams.
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York, you need to be my wingman and set me up with someone with a good cock
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The only cock I've seen to vouch for is Maine's and he can't stand me so I'd be a terrible wingman choice.
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[ She's certainly thinking, now. ]
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[ Locker rooms where nobody (except Wash) really had any shame. ]
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Goddamn am I bored. And restless.
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